What's the hardest you've tried to get dumped?Groovypoodle writes, "My mate once told his girlfriend that he didn't think it was working only for her to laugh and tell him he was hilarious. Saying she was 'too weird' and 'slightly violent' and that he didn't like her was equally hilarious. Ripping off her wing mirror, throwing it through the windscreen
and storming off in a huff merely generated an apology from her a week later..."
Just how hard have you had to work to get someone to take the hint and stay dumped?
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chthonic, Thu 5 Jun 2008, 10:33)
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And THERE you have it!"He's gorgeous though"
No man EVER (and I mean EVAH!) wants to hear his present girlfriend say that of an ex because, we impart OUR sensibilities onto you, the fairer sex: We see a woman and describe her as gorgeous, out loud? We have already contemplated the potential opportunity to bed same. If we speak the words aloud it means we have probably already given it a miss figuring it wouldnt work out, we'd get caught or some such.
So when men see something that we think of as gorgeous, 75% of the time, we want to shag it. "Oh, thats a gorgeous vase, isnt it?" (you leave the room: we're shagging it)
Whereas women can observe that another woman is 'gorgeous' and not have ANY (well, at least not a 'great deal of') intention to shag her. You will NEVER hear a straight guy say about another guy: "OH, he is GORGEOUS!" (unless he has a lisp and is in a MAJOR state of denial about his homosexuality, not that there's anything wrong with that). We just dont do it.
Apparently, and I am a male, but I am not 100% on this: "Gorgeous" equals: "I want to shag that chick/bird/vase/goat"
I hope this helps.
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Citadel Because the world needs less morons, Fri 6 Jun 2008, 19:09,
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