What's the hardest you've tried to get dumped?Groovypoodle writes, "My mate once told his girlfriend that he didn't think it was working only for her to laugh and tell him he was hilarious. Saying she was 'too weird' and 'slightly violent' and that he didn't like her was equally hilarious. Ripping off her wing mirror, throwing it through the windscreen
and storming off in a huff merely generated an apology from her a week later..."
Just how hard have you had to work to get someone to take the hint and stay dumped?
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chthonic, Thu 5 Jun 2008, 10:33)
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see?!Therein lay the rub! What would you do for spider destruction/removal (my Sister and her three daughters make my Brother in Law 'release' their house spides into the wild of their back yard...and you say WE are weird!)?!
I mean, we definitely provide some 'value' but ultimately, when the woman we care about, love, hand our hearts to says, about another guy: "He is gorgeous" we automatically think you want to shag him.
It's hormonal...back to our cave dwelling days when we dragged you lot behind us by your hair. If Rhott heard his woman say that she found Uwangee hot, he HAD to defend his property by killing Uwangee. It's encoded in our brains.
Sorry. And sadly, to some degree, I am not immune from this reaction. Despite being AWARE of it, understanding it, I cannot overcome that knee-jerk reaction of "You think he's hot?! Then just go ahead and shag him you harlot!"
Followed by my hard exterior crumpled on the floor just inside my front door, weeping uncontrollably. (think Ben Stiller in "Something About Mary" while he walks to his car)
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Citadel Because the world needs less morons, Fri 6 Jun 2008, 19:31,
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