What's the hardest you've tried to get dumped?Groovypoodle writes, "My mate once told his girlfriend that he didn't think it was working only for her to laugh and tell him he was hilarious. Saying she was 'too weird' and 'slightly violent' and that he didn't like her was equally hilarious. Ripping off her wing mirror, throwing it through the windscreen
and storming off in a huff merely generated an apology from her a week later..."
Just how hard have you had to work to get someone to take the hint and stay dumped?
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chthonic, Thu 5 Jun 2008, 10:33)
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Don't feed the bear!Does Mr. Maladicta know about his forwardness with you? You don't want to let this little Weasel be a source of dishonesty and mistrust between you and the guy you really want to be with. Tell him to fuck off and if that doesn't work, then it's the bollox (apply knee/fist/elbow/head depending on relative positions). If that doesn't work then get Mr. Maladicta to have a word with him.
Something pretty similar happened to my wife. I took him to one side and told him just how good a shag she is, and just how unlikely they are to ever find out. The fact that I do get to find out meant at this point I got to laugh in their face, which made me feel good. It got the point over, as did the threat of violence which made me feel tarnished, but strangely satisfied. I didn't once feel threatened by him (I don't mean physically) because Mrs. robbersdog had told me about it from the beginning. I think I would have felt very different if I'd found out myself.
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