What's the hardest you've tried to get dumped?Groovypoodle writes, "My mate once told his girlfriend that he didn't think it was working only for her to laugh and tell him he was hilarious. Saying she was 'too weird' and 'slightly violent' and that he didn't like her was equally hilarious. Ripping off her wing mirror, throwing it through the windscreen
and storming off in a huff merely generated an apology from her a week later..."
Just how hard have you had to work to get someone to take the hint and stay dumped?
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chthonic, Thu 5 Jun 2008, 10:33)
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Psycho and The BintJust before Christmas my flatmate and I both found ourselves in relationships. He was seeing a girl from Uni and me a girl back home. Life seemed pretty sweet until they both systematically changed into Psycho (My Ex) and the Bint (his).
Now my problem was fairy simple, the skanky whore was busy opening her legs for every guy back home, a fact that was relayed to me by my brother and numerous other very good friends. Being fairly pissed off at this I simply decided that the best way to deal with her, after telling her exactly hat I thought of her, was to completely ignore her. She didn’t deserve the decent thing and so in my eyes she basically ceased to exist. Blocking her off MSN and blacklisted on my mobile phone failed to get rid of her and less than a week later I discover the young lady has been trying to get me to take notice of her by drastically altering her myspace page; I don’t have a myspace so it didn’t work but all of a sudden the little Emo (I say ‘little’, she is kind of fat) loves my favourite bands, books and films.
All the time she was acting like the victim, surely she should have just left me in peace? I eventually found a really nice girl (we met at a Viking Metal gig) and started going out. One quick email to the psycho and she has finally left me alone and considered us over…although I found out the other day that she has added my mother on facebook.
I know to many my troubles are not that big but just previous to that little saga my flatmate suffered under the spell of ‘The Bint’. The Bint is a foul creature and should you have the misfortune to meet her I pity you, I really do. The hero of this tale put up with her for what seemed like an age and upon finally chucking her we all breathed a sigh of relief. Here is what he tried to get rid of the eyeball licking toad
• Simply telling her…This was laughed off because of course she is incredible and doesn’t ever get dumped and he is such a silly boy because she is wonderful.
• Telling her again…More forcefully this time but she locked him into her apartment complex and he wasn’t allowed to leave until he agreed to stay with her.
• Utilising the services of the biggest Cnut in the flat (myself), playing Pantera and the like outside the bedroom door at 7am while he pisses himself laughing.
• Eating any food she brought into the flat for herself…she used to leave luxury items like ice cream in the freezer so she could eat it next time she came round or something.
• Telling her that her favourite music, David Gray and Rufus Wainwright are complete gash; I could see nothing wrong with this argument.
The list is extensive but I won’t go on because I’ve bored you enough already. Suffice to say he eventually got rid of her by telling her exactly what everyone thought of her; that she was a controlling, obsessive, narrow minded fuckwit.
Apologies for length but we suffered about 5 months of various atrocities which I’m sure can be shared in a more relevant QOTW
(, Sat 7 Jun 2008, 18:01, 1 reply)
hahaI just want to sing Psycho and the Bint to the tune of "Pinky and the Brain".
(, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 10:44, closed)
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