What's the hardest you've tried to get dumped?Groovypoodle writes, "My mate once told his girlfriend that he didn't think it was working only for her to laugh and tell him he was hilarious. Saying she was 'too weird' and 'slightly violent' and that he didn't like her was equally hilarious. Ripping off her wing mirror, throwing it through the windscreen
and storming off in a huff merely generated an apology from her a week later..."
Just how hard have you had to work to get someone to take the hint and stay dumped?
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chthonic, Thu 5 Jun 2008, 10:33)
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OK...Please bear in mind that I have never done either of these (although I know a chef who claims to have done so...):
Gibboning: You, er, mount your beloved in the fashion of the dog. Then, you grab a handful of his or her hair, and drop a piece of raw bacon in to his or her mouth. The resultant gag reflex makes his or her whole body tense and release, while you repeatedly punch him or her in the kidneys.
Spiderman: Again, assume the doggy position. Have fun! Then, at the vinegar strokes, pull out and 'arrive' in your hand. Then, spit on his or her back, making them think you've finished. when they turn around, fling your ejaculate in their face, while shouting 'Go, web, go!"
I feel dirty now. These tidbits brought to you by the guy who once crept up on me and said "Hey, Devil... Have you ever smeared your nuts with petfood and shouted the dog in?"
Barf.
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Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 17:02,
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