What's the hardest you've tried to get dumped?Groovypoodle writes, "My mate once told his girlfriend that he didn't think it was working only for her to laugh and tell him he was hilarious. Saying she was 'too weird' and 'slightly violent' and that he didn't like her was equally hilarious. Ripping off her wing mirror, throwing it through the windscreen
and storming off in a huff merely generated an apology from her a week later..."
Just how hard have you had to work to get someone to take the hint and stay dumped?
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chthonic, Thu 5 Jun 2008, 10:33)
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Heh, the one below reminds me of somebodyAn autistic guy who honestly thought I was his girlfriend. I was living with him and tried to tell him different all the time. I had nowhere else to go else I'd have moved out.
Anyway, he kept telling everybody I was his girlfriend, and nobody believed him. I got talking to his friend, and we got really close. Not sure how it happened, but still. Ended up the 'boyfriend' going to the pub so we could have some 'time' together.
The guy came back from the pub with not too much time to spare, and he just sat there, totally and utterly refused to believe we were together. His mate AND me just told him, and he stormed out. He later punched me and split my lip wide open.
I went to my home town to visit some mates (him still believing we were together) and I ended up staying in my home town, my mate's mum and my mate telling me not to go back there for my own sake.
He came up to visit (god knows why), got shouted at by my mate and best mate, and then got informed by my male mate that I was with him now. Was funny as fuck (he's gay) but it worked.
YAY me!
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Methylene Blue - electrohead, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 19:30,
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