What's the hardest you've tried to get dumped?Groovypoodle writes, "My mate once told his girlfriend that he didn't think it was working only for her to laugh and tell him he was hilarious. Saying she was 'too weird' and 'slightly violent' and that he didn't like her was equally hilarious. Ripping off her wing mirror, throwing it through the windscreen
and storming off in a huff merely generated an apology from her a week later..."
Just how hard have you had to work to get someone to take the hint and stay dumped?
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chthonic, Thu 5 Jun 2008, 10:33)
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Whenever I've had one-night stands in the pastI've always woken up, given the girl a cuddle (partly out of affection, partly to see if she's up for round 2), made a huge fry up, paid lots of compliments, generally been a nice guy, given them my number and asked them to call any time.
I never heard from any of them again.
Either;
A) Women hate niceness.
B) I am ugly.
C) I am terrible in bed (which I know can't be true as most of the women I've had relationships with have been totally satisfied, and besides it all depends who you're with).
So it's B) then.
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Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 8:56,
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