What's the hardest you've tried to get dumped?Groovypoodle writes, "My mate once told his girlfriend that he didn't think it was working only for her to laugh and tell him he was hilarious. Saying she was 'too weird' and 'slightly violent' and that he didn't like her was equally hilarious. Ripping off her wing mirror, throwing it through the windscreen
and storming off in a huff merely generated an apology from her a week later..."
Just how hard have you had to work to get someone to take the hint and stay dumped?
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chthonic, Thu 5 Jun 2008, 10:33)
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@Belgaeryes, but mine was a sad girly voice, which is totally different. And the third/fourth lines in my versions are "big fat juicy ones, wee skinny skooshy ones, see how they wriggle and squirm"
Oh, and it ends with "nobody knows how I survive, on worms three times a day"
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