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Mad Stuff You've Done To Get Someone To Sleep With YouAlexxx says "We've all gone a little too far at one time or another to get a girl, or a guy, to sleep with us. I've a friend who spent close to a thousand pounds orchestrating a terrible day for a collegue, so he could comfort her and get in her knickers. Only to find out she had a boyfriend, who proposed in order to cheer her up."
So, how far have you gone?
(, Fri 13 Apr 2007, 9:01)
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regurgiated foodWell, it was a well chewed pork pie, some random bird at Glastonbury (possibly 99). She chewed the pork pie until it was basically a blob of masticated meat and pastry. She then spat a HUGE lump into my mouth with I munched a bit more and swallowed. I then got laid (same girl then sucked my somewhat manky nob on the last night)I guess thats not really mad but it was a bit grim. Actually, it could have been a beef pie in which case there is a very slim chance that it was made with infected beef.............you can finish this off yourself.
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SpikeyPickle wishes he was mabazaritchie, Fri 13 Apr 2007, 9:29,
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