Ive Done many stupid things to get a bit of action.....
But by far the most labour intensive, was when I was a young nipper (19) and was working with a serious bit of single milf (30ish). We worked in the same cramped office and as time went on the flirting got more and more up to the point that I started agreeing to do the most random things to try and get a bit of bedroom action. Among these were:

Playing badminton: Now I used to play when I was a kid so I of course thought I was jonny big spuds, what I didn't know until I turned up was I was very shit and extremely unfit. Meaning that all I could do was flap about until I lied about pulling my calf, just to get outta there.

Going to a family funeral: She was kinda distant from her folks and when her aunt popped her clogs, she asked if I would mind going with her as a fuax boyfriend as her family had issues with her being a single mum, this meant that I had a entire day of random people asking how we met and how long we had been together etc, which I was forced to lie through.

Helping redecorate her bedroom: would I mind? Hell no I thought ive been trying to get you there for weeks! after a weekend of scraping filling and painting the only white liquid I got near her was paint.

Taking her mange bitten guinea pig to the vets: She was far to upset when fluffy (or what ever the minging ball of fluff was called) got a ulcer on its head, so I offered to take it for her. The vet said that the best course of action would be to put it down, so I phoned to give her the solemn news, only to be told that she would pay for the thing to get it sorted. When I informed the vet of this he raised an eyebrow and said that it wasn't worth it as the thing was old and might not make it, which after the Op and £120 later the thing lasted all of 2 weeks before going belly up! Que hysterics and accusations that I should have told her to have it put down!

Finally after a summer of the above without getting as close to a grope I gave up. And asked another girl in the office out for a drink, we went out all of about 3 times before the milf phoned me up a bit drunk and asked me if I wanted to come round after the pub closed.

When I got there she opened the door nearly starkers and raped me (not that I was bothered).

Was it worth it? well we did have a few more encounters and I have to say I was fully taught the way of the woman. So yes

Also nice to see that jealousy works for the good sometimes

Sorry for length Etc but she liked it.
( caffeinefreak, Fri 13 Apr 2007, 10:49, Reply)