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Mad Stuff You've Done To Get Someone To Sleep With YouAlexxx says "We've all gone a little too far at one time or another to get a girl, or a guy, to sleep with us. I've a friend who spent close to a thousand pounds orchestrating a terrible day for a collegue, so he could comfort her and get in her knickers. Only to find out she had a boyfriend, who proposed in order to cheer her up."
So, how far have you gone?
(, Fri 13 Apr 2007, 9:01)
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Regrets, I Have A FewBut then again, too few to mention...
What *haven't* I done to get laid would be an easier question to answer.
I took on 5 brawny workmen in a no-holds-barred fight to impress one girl. I got seven colours of shit kicked out of me and didn't get laid as she thought brawling was "common". Strike 1.
Drank a litre of vodka down-in-one when I was 18 to try and get in the knickers of another sweet young thing. Didn't work as she wasn't into projectile vomiting or shagging unconscious spotty scrotes. Strike 2.
Pretended that I was a professional hang-glider in order to impress some gullible students. Didn't work. Strike 3.
Pretended that I was gay. Used this one many, many times when I was a student. Women would then be hell bent on getting me in the sack in order to "convert" me. This ploy went pear-shaped when AIDS became rife but was a winner in the early 80's.
Cheers
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Legless Mister Stabby - shanks for the memory, Fri 13 Apr 2007, 11:41,
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