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Mad Stuff You've Done To Get Someone To Sleep With YouAlexxx says "We've all gone a little too far at one time or another to get a girl, or a guy, to sleep with us. I've a friend who spent close to a thousand pounds orchestrating a terrible day for a collegue, so he could comfort her and get in her knickers. Only to find out she had a boyfriend, who proposed in order to cheer her up."
So, how far have you gone?
(, Fri 13 Apr 2007, 9:01)
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women!?My first girlfriend was a Christian. In order to get in her pants, I had to pretend to love the Lord for TWO YEARS. That's two years going to church and reading the bible and trying not to swear. Once, after I let the other retards (sorry, Christians) pray over me, I got a blow job.
She finally put out after the two years, but only allowing an inch of cock each time so that full penetration took about two weeks. Thus, I can't recall my first time. She finally left me because I stopped going to church with her. Within weeks she was shagging some other guy who didn't even pretend to believe in the Risen Christ.
The next girl I managed to shag, I treated her like shit and told her she was just a McShag for me and that I didn't want to hear about love. She cried after we had sex because I refused to hold her. But she couldn't get enough of my tool.
Later, I stole my wife from her then boyfriend by humping her up against a wall while he was waiting for her outside.
What gives, ladies? I've tried respect and romance, but the only thing that seems to work is being a bastard.
(, Fri 13 Apr 2007, 11:42, Reply)
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