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Mad Stuff You've Done To Get Someone To Sleep With YouAlexxx says "We've all gone a little too far at one time or another to get a girl, or a guy, to sleep with us. I've a friend who spent close to a thousand pounds orchestrating a terrible day for a collegue, so he could comfort her and get in her knickers. Only to find out she had a boyfriend, who proposed in order to cheer her up."
So, how far have you gone?
(, Fri 13 Apr 2007, 9:01)
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Possibly the most interesting maddest things everI'd just typed possibly the most exciting, sexually explicit post ever. Its absolutely 100% totally a fool proof way of getting laid but I know at least half the people I've tried it on will read this and I want them to retain the illusion that they slept with me for my wit and charm*. Oh and no it wasn't a not entirely legal pharmaceutical before you go and think I'm some sort of sex offender.**
*No really it works, I'm just not getting any at the moment because my local supermarket has run out of dettol***
**Both length and girth have caused offence in the past though
***Absolutely essential after having relations with anyone from Swindon.
(, Fri 13 Apr 2007, 13:05, Reply)
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