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Mad Stuff You've Done To Get Someone To Sleep With YouAlexxx says "We've all gone a little too far at one time or another to get a girl, or a guy, to sleep with us. I've a friend who spent close to a thousand pounds orchestrating a terrible day for a collegue, so he could comfort her and get in her knickers. Only to find out she had a boyfriend, who proposed in order to cheer her up."
So, how far have you gone?
(, Fri 13 Apr 2007, 9:01)
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More like mad stuff I didn't do which didn't get me a shag....Apparently women love a virgin, so there's me and my beloved lying in a mates bed the night we met and got together. Sex was on the cards and I was prepping myself for the big event. We whispered sweet nothings into each other ears until she asks if i've ever been with another women, I answer in the negative. She tells me to fuck off....
What? Sorry?
"Fuck off! You can't be a virgin!"
I enquire as to why i'm no longer allowed to be a virgin.
"You just know how to hold a woman, what to say, what to do. You're blatantly not a virgin."
After much insistance that I was she took a huff and rolled over, thinking that I was a scumbag who was lying to her just to get in her knickers.
I feel massively underwhelmed, not only did I 'lose my virginity' but it happened without me even knowing. Fucksocks.
Me and this girl eventually got and stayed together but later performances in the bedroom only enforced the idea that she wasn't the first and to this day she still doesn't believe that my cock hasn't touched the sides of another female.
Reading back this story makes no sense in relation to the question but fuck it.
(, Fri 13 Apr 2007, 13:10, Reply)
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