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Mad Stuff You've Done To Get Someone To Sleep With YouAlexxx says "We've all gone a little too far at one time or another to get a girl, or a guy, to sleep with us. I've a friend who spent close to a thousand pounds orchestrating a terrible day for a collegue, so he could comfort her and get in her knickers. Only to find out she had a boyfriend, who proposed in order to cheer her up."
So, how far have you gone?
(, Fri 13 Apr 2007, 9:01)
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I just sent a girl a big bunch of flowers and some DVDsNot to get sex but because she's my girlfriend, she's really ill, I can't get round to see her at the moment and I want to cheer her up.
It really depresses me that so many people run around sniffing after sex like dogs on heat - in my experience people doing this either: a) fail and become depressed and self hating or b) succeed and become insufferably smug and weirdly neurotic. The blokes I respect are the ones who, whether single or not, can sit in a pub and have an interesting coversation without going on about who they've shagged or want to shag.
Apologies for lack of hummus but it's just so sad to see my generation falling for the Loaded & FHM type of sexual propaganda, to the extent where they just remind me of glass-eyed monkeys wanking in the zoo.
p.s. oh, and I'm not a prude - I've had plenty of sex and I'm not that bad at it either....just figure there's more to life than shallow narcissistic pursuits. like drugs for instance :)
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yes yes yes man oi mate, someone's writtten 'bum' on your neck, Fri 13 Apr 2007, 14:06,
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