Sad, but true
I had already done the sleepy with by this point, but this was to try and save the relationship.

In my eyes, I couldn't see why she was splitting up with me. It was my first girlfriend, a lovely girl with a fantastic pair, great laugh and a right go-er. Lovely, lovely girl. She was told me she was bisexual too, a real one as well! It didn't really surprise me though when she told me.

Anyway, university ended and a few weeks before we left we kinda made the decision that we would split up at the end. Inside I was crying but being a lazy schmo (and further experiences have proved that any relationship where I have to cross a county to be with somebody will end in dismal failure), I knew it was probably right.

So came to the last night of university, and I really wanted to go out with a bang. This is it. If you want nookie after tonight, you have to look for it. We went out, got hammered, and danced together. We then went home, where we sat watching a movie late at night, on my bed, together.

"There's something I want to tell you rhyswynne."
"What?"
"I'm a lesbian."

My heart sank. In a horribly selfishly "no nookie for you". I said the only thing that maybe, in my drunken mind, would make her reconsider.

"Oh, that's okay, I'm bisexual too!"

WHAT IN GODS MIND MADE ME THINK SAYING THAT WAS A GOOD IDEA?! Luckily, because she actually cared about me and wasn't a complete arsehole, she asked me to explain my feelings (which, as an IT technician, I'm not the best at anyway), how long I've been feeling like this, who did I like, that sort of jazz. Not one of the questions did she proceed to take her top off, to convince me to snap out of it.

It took me 3 months for her to realise that I only said that in the heat of the moment, and I only commit acts of lust that the bible would approve of. She was ultimately fine about it, and it's a damn shame that she's yet to find a lady, as she is such a lovely gorgeous person.

We're still friends by the way, and we've both moved on, but she still occasionally reminds me about that night.

Apologies for length, but look on the bright side, it's never been up a man's bum
(rhyswynne - on every social network mullarkey known to man, Fri 13 Apr 2007, 14:09, Reply)