Chasing Ladies.....
Most of my life I've been a slag. Most of my life has been spent in the pursuit of women. But I've an excuse.

I was brought up believing that I was horribly unattractive. I honestly believed that no woman in their right mind would have anything to do with me. So, in self defence, I went chasing women and found, to my complete amazement, that some of them did fancy me!! I was gobsmacked.

OK, the first few must have been flukes. So I continued chasing women and continued to score - but I still thought I was ugly and I still thought that there must be something wrong with the women I pulled if they fancied me. So I carried on.

It wasn't until years and years later that I accepted that I wasn't Shrek and that some women really did want me just for myself. No ulterior motive, they weren't doing it for a bet - they really did like, and in some cases, love me.

So I stopped being a slag and settled down to a series of relationships rather than series of one night stands. These days I'm incredibly happy to be in a stable relationship and look back on my shagging days with mostly fond memories. But I couldn't do it again. Too bloody exhausting chasing fanny is.

Cheers
( Legless Mister Stabby - shanks for the memory, Fri 13 Apr 2007, 15:00, Reply)