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Mad Stuff You've Done To Get Someone To Sleep With YouAlexxx says "We've all gone a little too far at one time or another to get a girl, or a guy, to sleep with us. I've a friend who spent close to a thousand pounds orchestrating a terrible day for a collegue, so he could comfort her and get in her knickers. Only to find out she had a boyfriend, who proposed in order to cheer her up."
So, how far have you gone?
(, Fri 13 Apr 2007, 9:01)
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Me ol' driving instructor told me a story about a mate of his;would attend the local clubs, and simply ask a bird "Fancy a fuck?" 19 times out of 20 he'd get a slap, but the 20th was where he had fun.
The driving instructor had a different technique; a big pack of business cards with one slightly protruding from the pack. He'd go upto a bird holding this pack and say something like "Hi, my names Vince, want my business card?". The bird would go to grab the obvious protruding one, but Vince would tighten his grip on the cards to make her struggle a bit to get this card out. After about 10 seconds, he'd loosen his grip and the card would pop out with the words "Fancy a fuck then?" on there. More often or not, the girl would be so rattled by struggling to get the card that the worst case scenario would be her laffing it off.
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Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Fri 13 Apr 2007, 17:07,
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