Funny?
To Wormwood Pearl and others who can't stand to read these various answers. I'd hazard a guess that (especially for blokes) going through a stage of being prepared to do stupid shit to get into people's knickers is just part of a long learning process. At the end of it comes the revelation that the best people to get into bed are those who don't require you to get pissed/ take copious quantities of drugs/ eat ants/ do random and possibly dangerous stuff/ otherwise degrade yourself just to do teh sex with them. As long as you've learnt that someone who won't have sex with the normal you probably isn't worth it, we can look back at that stage and laugh. I went through it and I'm not too neurotic (perhaps a little). If you haven't learnt that lesson, then you have a nice road-to-Damascus moment to look forward to.

I once followed someone a fair distance round the world in an attempt to get her (back) into bed. It didn't work, she'd already shacked up with someone else. In retrospect I should have put a lot more effort into trying to boff her much (like seriously) more attractive friend.

As for rape jokes and the virgin stories, yes, dramatically unfunny.
(flimflam_machine, Fri 13 Apr 2007, 17:07, Reply)