There would be 2 humiliating stories...
The first being this.
Hoorah! I be 17 at the time, you know, the time of your life where you think getting served for alcohol makes you a man, etc kinda bullcrap. Anywho, there was a girl who I absolutely infactuated with completely, and couldn't get her off my mind. For months, and months I spent chasing this girl. The stupid things i did just trying to get close to her. Being in the same place as her, paying for all kinds of crap, enduring shit movies with her and her friends. OMG, when I look back, it really was the worst time of my life. Needless to say, no of it was worthwhile, and she just fucked off with someone else regardless.

The second one was another infactuation, so this makes me double the idiot. 19 this time, and it was a lass at work. She was really beautiful, and yes, you definitely would. Anyway, I had mentioned to my mate who I was working with that I was gonna make a move on the impending work night out. Great, I thought, nowt could go work.

Famous last words...

The staff night out rolled round, and thought i'd have mehself a little dutch courage, but during this time, to my shock and disbelief, my mate was necking on with this lass. Teh bastardness!!!
That night, with growing anger, and the increasing levels of alcohol in my system, I just snapped, and hunted out my mate in the club we were in, and just decided to lay in to him with all I had.
Further, later in to that night, I found I had broken my middle finger on my right hand from punching the lad with such force.

And thusly, that is the stupidest thingy I've ever done.

Goodnight and dogbless!
(ShaunyBoi has been surviving fires since, Fri 13 Apr 2007, 18:33, Reply)