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Mad Stuff You've Done To Get Someone To Sleep With YouAlexxx says "We've all gone a little too far at one time or another to get a girl, or a guy, to sleep with us. I've a friend who spent close to a thousand pounds orchestrating a terrible day for a collegue, so he could comfort her and get in her knickers. Only to find out she had a boyfriend, who proposed in order to cheer her up."
So, how far have you gone?
(, Fri 13 Apr 2007, 9:01)
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A friend and a small furry animal.A friend of mine has a rather high sex drive – all men say they have this – but in my own and some of my friends’ experience this is not true….
So she and her boyfriend were going through some problems at the time, she wanted an early night with him, but he wanted to watch the football – despite not being a football fan.
She got all friendly on the sofa with him…no response…She tells him she’s off to bed and she’ll get started before him if he doesn’t join her soon…..Still no response.
She goes up to her room, gets out her friendly Rabbit and as promised, gets started without him….
Now you would think that most men when entering a bedroom and discovering an attractive woman enjoying herself with one of the best battery powered toys money can buy, they would enjoy the show and perhaps join in too….
No.
He gets into bed and just before he turns over he says to her, “You going to be much longer because I want to go to sleep”
They split up not long after that. She has a better relationship with the Rabbit.
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chickenlady b3ta's very own Elizabeth Taylor, Fri 13 Apr 2007, 22:04,
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