Not a funny reply, I'm afraid...
...but an honest one.

I had a girlfriend back when I was quite young and inexperienced who was far more travelled than I was. She gave me a thorough education in matters of the flesh- and being 18 at the time, she had my head pretty well spun to the point where I would agree to a lot of things that I shouldn't have.

I allowed her to push my limits a lot, and she had a thing for certain hardcore acts that you only see in fetish flicks. I was okay with being tied, and even okay with her wanting to insert her finger into me. But when she began to leave welts on me and started inserting things other than her finger in me and got a bit rough I got extremely freaked out. It fucked up my views toward a lot of sexual things for a long while. Believe it or not, ladies, some of us guys know what it's like to be raped- and have a lot more sympathy than you know.

I got rid of her eventually, of course, but the damage she did to my mind stayed with me for a lot of years. I've gotten past it now, thank god, but in retrospect it was truly insane of me to have put up with that.

Sorry for being rather grim. I'll try to be funny in another post later.
( The Resident Loon Not a demographic. Do not measure., Sat 14 Apr 2007, 17:22, Reply)