not mad - but effective
A friend of mine claims to have the secret to bedding women. It's a paintbrush.

Not for painting a wall, but for water-colours. The kind with a .5 centimetre head of silky soft bristle. He uses it to paint women - actually paint on their skin. It works like this:

in a bar or wherever, he takes out his brush and says he's a painter. This garners mild interest and he gives them some spiel about painting the lines of a body. In fact, he's willing to demonstrate.

Ladies - you know when a man touches your neck with barely perceptible finger strokes? Or your wrist, or the inside of your elbow, or your collar bone? With a fine brush, that sensation is doubled. He begins with the wrist and the hands, and explains that the whole surface of the skin is criss-crossed with such lines of sensation, increasing in intensity the nearer you get to erogenous zones. Collar bones are electric, nipples are defibrilating, labia are a direct lightning strike. It's a persuasive pitch.

And once they've felt that delicate brush tracing patterns around their perineum and clitoris, around their buttocks and a-hole, their desire for cock is pretty much animalistic.

Genius.
(frankspencer, Sun 15 Apr 2007, 20:29, Reply)