Sarah - For that is nothing like her name.
We will call her Sarah, to protect her innocence (or lack of)

Met on a week long university summer school (at Notts Uni) whilst still at 6th form - aged 17. There were different courses in different faculties. I was doing Engineering (God knows why, I now work in IT), she was doing Law or some shite.

Anyway, I had decided to be a player all week and had already had naked altercations with another girl on the course. This other girl and I had just got out of bed and were going to get on a bus to the cinema, where I sat next to "Sarah" (it was the only free seat - honest!)

After completely ripping the shit out of her brummie accent for hours, one thing led to another and we had a kiss and a cuddle that night, but then I had to leave as I was going on Holiday (gutted).

Somehow there was some promise of intercourse when she was 21 as she wanted to keep her numbers down due to some bollox about how many people you were allowed to sleep with before you were 20?!?!!!

She came to visit me 4 or 5 times that year in Nottingham and we would go out and get drunk in the sun and then she would catch the train back. We then drifted apart a bit as uni came round for both of us.

So, 4 years later, still in contact, decide I want to cash my bond! Numberous trips to Birmingham and back in my car, staying over, flowers, meals, nights out, we might as well had been a couple.

Still not even a sniff.

She is seeing someone else now.

My friends have started asking which Girl is coming over for a snooze, for I now have a reputation of bringing home lovely ladies, offering them a warm bed and breakfast in the morning, and doing nothing more that having a sleep.

What is happening to me???? Im 22 ffs!!

Gaz me with guidance, oh superior b3tans
(stevio is on the prowl for a girlfriend!, Mon 16 Apr 2007, 14:10, Reply)