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Mad Stuff You've Done To Get Someone To Sleep With YouAlexxx says "We've all gone a little too far at one time or another to get a girl, or a guy, to sleep with us. I've a friend who spent close to a thousand pounds orchestrating a terrible day for a collegue, so he could comfort her and get in her knickers. Only to find out she had a boyfriend, who proposed in order to cheer her up."
So, how far have you gone?
(, Fri 13 Apr 2007, 9:01)
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if you're an accountantYou'll know that the best thing to tell a girl to ensure that she NOT sleep with you is that you are in fact an accountant.
All well and good if the girl in question makes Michelle Mcmanus look stunning, but never when she's a fit young thing that you'd crawl over broken glass to shag.
Instead, the following more interesting sounding and creative job titles were given by a young Handel and his mates back in the day when out on the pull:
- corporate consultant and equity restructurer (good until you were asked what the job entailed)
- stockbroker
- dolphin trainer
- capsicum farmer
- funeral director (used by a mate, and yes it worked for him)
(, Mon 16 Apr 2007, 16:55, Reply)
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