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Mad Stuff You've Done To Get Someone To Sleep With YouAlexxx says "We've all gone a little too far at one time or another to get a girl, or a guy, to sleep with us. I've a friend who spent close to a thousand pounds orchestrating a terrible day for a collegue, so he could comfort her and get in her knickers. Only to find out she had a boyfriend, who proposed in order to cheer her up."
So, how far have you gone?
(, Fri 13 Apr 2007, 9:01)
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Got very wetNight before I'm due to go on holiday and it seems a REMOTE POSSIBILITY that I might get some.
Sooo I decide to first of all get into town from North london.
Then abandon my mates in the pub who I'm shortly to go on holiday with.
Then get the tube half way across town again.
Then run for about ten minutes through a small tropical rainstorm that was visiting Britain on it's holidays.
I arrive at said girl's flat absolutely dripping wet, and have to change out of all my nice clothes into umm, some spare t-shirt and unflattering shorts of her bro's. And she still doesn't use me getting naked as an excuse to jump me.
Much TV watching and 'yawn and stretch' later I finally get her to sleep with me. Which of course means ringing my friends, claiming I'm stuck due to the weather, and 'yes I will definitely be back in time to get the flight tomorrow'.
So I have to run back across town, getting rained on again, at 6am the next morning, getting the first tube.
WHY? Because she was a friggin lesbian who'd held out on me for years, that's why. Length? Well, it seemed impressive to her, she'd only slept with girls previously.
(, Tue 17 Apr 2007, 0:05, Reply)
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