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Mad Stuff You've Done To Get Someone To Sleep With YouAlexxx says "We've all gone a little too far at one time or another to get a girl, or a guy, to sleep with us. I've a friend who spent close to a thousand pounds orchestrating a terrible day for a collegue, so he could comfort her and get in her knickers. Only to find out she had a boyfriend, who proposed in order to cheer her up."
So, how far have you gone?
(, Fri 13 Apr 2007, 9:01)
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FoxtonsI once dated a guy who worked for the biggest cunts in the world - Foxtons (apologies to anyone here who works for them. Surely you could have found a proper job??). Anyway, he was cute, loaded, drove a BMW rather than the regulation wanky green Mini with "Foxtons" sprawled across it with big gay flowers. In order to get him into bed, I did the insane thing of pretending to think that Foxtons was fantastic and that him droning on about his el wanko job was like music to my lugholes. Worked a treat. Turned out he was a crap shag with a painfully bent knob and despite his salary featuring several zeros after the figure 7 he was a tight-fisted bastard. Live and learn hey
(, Tue 17 Apr 2007, 16:02, Reply)
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