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Mad Stuff You've Done To Get Someone To Sleep With YouAlexxx says "We've all gone a little too far at one time or another to get a girl, or a guy, to sleep with us. I've a friend who spent close to a thousand pounds orchestrating a terrible day for a collegue, so he could comfort her and get in her knickers. Only to find out she had a boyfriend, who proposed in order to cheer her up."
So, how far have you gone?
(, Fri 13 Apr 2007, 9:01)
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Valentines PoetryI REALLY shouldnt be sharing this with you guys, but I will give you the benefit of the doubt that you wont totally steal this one and use it, though, if you do, please let me know about it so I can add your 'pull stories' to my own. :)
Valentines Day. New York City (any city will do, as long as they celebrate Valentines Day of course!). Go to a bar and find two females sat together. Now, assuming this is not your run of the mill Lesbian bar, one of the two will be single and the other one is traditionally her married friend whose husband is out of town on business or some such.
Procure yourself a cocktail napkin and a pen. On the back of said napkin, jot down a brief Valentin'ey' poem: (it doesnt hurt to have multiple poems prepared in advance)
Tonight is Valentines Day
And the world must be off its base
I walked in the bar and saw you
Two beautiful women without any dates.
How could this be I asked myself
Two absolute stunners, alone on a shelf?
So please accept these two beers
On behalf of mankind
The rest of this bar (and the world) must be TOTALLY blind.
Then have the waitress take it and two of whatever they are drinking. It has NEVER failed. *(granted, I dont try this frequently, mostly just Valentines Day, but the 5 times I have used it, stunning success!)
Give it a go. It really does work.
Cheers,
Sean
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Citadel Because the world needs less morons, Tue 17 Apr 2007, 19:59,
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