The PoliceSitting in my local pub late one night enjoying the landlord's flexible idea of what constitutes his licencing hours, a bunch of drunk blokes in raincoats burst in. Requesting to be served, one shouted at the barman "It's alright - we're not coppers!"
They were spitting images of Lt. Columbo to a man. The barman laughed them out of the pub.
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chthonic, Thu 22 Sep 2005, 10:12)
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The year was 1995......or was it 1994? Anyway, it was a wonderfully hot summer and there were fantastic parties happening all over Dublin. Without a search warrant, there wasn't much the cops could do about it. One night, at a particularly bangin' Techno party, the cops 'invited' themselves in and proceeded to switch off the music and wreck heads. The main guy sneered as he looked around at us and said in his most contemptous voice "Look at you, dancing like animals - I'm sweating like a pig in here". As soon as he said it, he realised what he'd done and the whole place erupted into gales of laughter and cries of "get the fuck out! Sweaty pigs!". They changed the law soon after that so that they could print out and sign their own search warrants in their cars. Rich mans militia...
(, Fri 23 Sep 2005, 4:05, Reply)
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