The Police IIEnzyme asks: Have you ever been arrested? Been thrown down the stairs by the West Midlands Serious Crime Squad, with hi-LAR-ious consequences? Or maybe you're a member of the police force with chortlesome anecdotes about particularly stupid people you've encountered.
Do tell.
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 5 May 2011, 18:42)
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4.30am December 18th, Parma, ItalyTwo Italian policemen spot a strange figure walking down Via Emilia Ovest, a dual carriageway stretching roughly 64km from Piacenza to Parma.
They pull over their patrol car with a cursory whirr of the lights and the shambling figure turns to face them.
"Good evening Santa," says the first. "Do you have any ID?"
The pissed Saint Nick fumbles underneath his red felt pants and pulls his wallet out of his trousers. After two or three minutes of struggling, he turns to the officer and says, "I can't get my ID out, I'm wearing mittens."
The officer obliges, taking the wallet and checking the ID. "What are you doing out here at this time?"
"I've been to a party in Piacenza." Santa points into the distance.
"And where are you going?"
Santa turns slowly 180 degrees and points in the other direction. "Parma."
It took me 50 minutes to walk home.
(, Fri 6 May 2011, 7:23, Reply)
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