The Police IIEnzyme asks: Have you ever been arrested? Been thrown down the stairs by the West Midlands Serious Crime Squad, with hi-LAR-ious consequences? Or maybe you're a member of the police force with chortlesome anecdotes about particularly stupid people you've encountered.
Do tell.
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 5 May 2011, 18:42)
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It was an accident! Honest!or How To Fuck Up Your Career.
CaptainCrackerJack's post reminds me of the early days of my brother's career in the police. We're going back a bit to the eighties where he was doing his 1 years probation, in Gloucestershire, after completing training. And this is total damage he managed in that year....
1. Wrote off 3 (yes 3!!!) police cars, one was even driven at speed over a roundabout.
2. Set fire to the Police Station's kitchen as he left a chip pan on the stove and went for a poo.
3. Was typing up a report (probably the forms for the 3 mangled police cars and a kitchen reduced to cinders) on a typewriter he did a carriage return and in true comedy style it flew off and hit his sergeant's foot.
And finally... now this is one where he nearly lost his career as his sergeant went a bit mental, but that might have something to with the cumlative damage and the sergeant had developed something of a twitch by this point.
He broke his sergeant's Rubik's Cube.
(, Fri 6 May 2011, 10:04, Reply)
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