The Police IIEnzyme asks: Have you ever been arrested? Been thrown down the stairs by the West Midlands Serious Crime Squad, with hi-LAR-ious consequences? Or maybe you're a member of the police force with chortlesome anecdotes about particularly stupid people you've encountered.
Do tell.
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 5 May 2011, 18:42)
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ello ello elloA good friend is a London copper who's not been on the force that long. He and his supervisor were called to a house because of "destructive noises". The made their way inside and found a distraught looking lady in a pile of broken belongings.
Apparently she'd received some "bad news" and in a fit of depression had broken literally anything and everything she owned; clothes, furnature, household appliances, crockery, everything. My mate, looking to impres with his tact, sat down with the lady and calmed her down with , "It's ok" and "look things will work themselves out" and such.
This seemed to work; the lady stopped crying, got herself under control and thanked him for listening and helping. Which is when his supervisor chipped in with , "yeah miss and look it could be worse, you could have just smashed up everything you own!"
I think I can still hear the lady screaming....
(, Fri 6 May 2011, 13:28, Reply)
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