The Police IIEnzyme asks: Have you ever been arrested? Been thrown down the stairs by the West Midlands Serious Crime Squad, with hi-LAR-ious consequences? Or maybe you're a member of the police force with chortlesome anecdotes about particularly stupid people you've encountered.
Do tell.
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 5 May 2011, 18:42)
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When I worked in retail I used to hate the "that lady will tell you off" line.
Now that I'm a teacher I get 'There's Mrs Entity, she'll tell you off' instead. And sometimes I do.
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Mrs Entity is in hiding., Sat 7 May 2011, 19:47,
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i've had that recentlyfrom some weird little girl who's convinced i used to be her music teacher.
i've never been a teacher.
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 7 May 2011, 20:17,
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