The Police IIEnzyme asks: Have you ever been arrested? Been thrown down the stairs by the West Midlands Serious Crime Squad, with hi-LAR-ious consequences? Or maybe you're a member of the police force with chortlesome anecdotes about particularly stupid people you've encountered.
Do tell.
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 5 May 2011, 18:42)
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Mr SmirnoffDad was telling me about an east European guy he knew back in the 1960s.
This guy got thoroughly trashed on vodka then went to drive home. He didn't get far and managed to miss the road and send his car into a ditch. Having that much sense left, he left the scene hoofed it home.
The next morning the coppers turned up, investigating the car they'd found in the ditch. They wanted to know who the reckless driver was and if he knew where his car was. Figuring out what they wanted he explained,
"Ah! Driver! Yes! Mr Smirnoff! Mr Smirnoff is driver."
(, Sun 8 May 2011, 9:35, Reply)
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