The Police IIEnzyme asks: Have you ever been arrested? Been thrown down the stairs by the West Midlands Serious Crime Squad, with hi-LAR-ious consequences? Or maybe you're a member of the police force with chortlesome anecdotes about particularly stupid people you've encountered.
Do tell.
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 5 May 2011, 18:42)
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Mr Quar used to be a bit of a police-hater, having been arrested a time or two as a youth.He grudgingly changed his mind a little though a few years ago when we were at an event and came back to the car to find a tyre slashed.
As we stood around scratching our heads and cursing, a patrol car rolled up and several bobbies jumped out. It seemed that a dozen or more cars had been 'done' so they took our details and promised to look for the perps.
Mr Quar was just about to start his usual 'Lazy bastards, where were they when the tyres were getting stabbed? Out persecuting innocent speeding motorists, THAT's WHERE!' tirade, when two of the officers produced a jack and a tyre iron, shoved us aside and cheerfully whipped the wheel off, while two others manhandled the spare out.
We stammered our astounded thanks and were on our way in no time, waved on by Cheshire's finest. For once, Mr Quar was speechless. Great work there!
(, Sun 8 May 2011, 13:57, Reply)
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