The Police IIEnzyme asks: Have you ever been arrested? Been thrown down the stairs by the West Midlands Serious Crime Squad, with hi-LAR-ious consequences? Or maybe you're a member of the police force with chortlesome anecdotes about particularly stupid people you've encountered.
Do tell.
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 5 May 2011, 18:42)
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I have an evil Romanian twin!I was sitting on the beach the other morning when a policeman comes up to me.
"Hello" he says.
"Er, hello" I reply.
"Oh, you're British then" (he looks a bit disappointed)
"Yes, yes I am..."
"Only we're looking for someone, and you're the spit of the description we've got, but she's Romanian" he tells me.
"Sorry, I'm definitely British" I confirm.
"Never mind then, have a nice day!"
(, Sun 8 May 2011, 19:10, Reply)
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