The Police IIEnzyme asks: Have you ever been arrested? Been thrown down the stairs by the West Midlands Serious Crime Squad, with hi-LAR-ious consequences? Or maybe you're a member of the police force with chortlesome anecdotes about particularly stupid people you've encountered.
Do tell.
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 5 May 2011, 18:42)
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The forceMy brother joined the police. Now he's not what you would call athletic, and he had his sights set on a detective's role, but (at least in those days) everyone had to start off on the beat.
So one day my chubby brother was running after some naughty person when he fell over. He was knackered and couldn't get back up so he yelled 'STOP' as loudly as he could. And the crim was so surprised that he did stop, allowing my brother to get his puff back, catch the guy and arrest him.
(, Mon 9 May 2011, 11:32, Reply)
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