My mates were once arrested for stealing helium baloons from a carsales parking lot.
Stoned, diring home, see a bunch of heluim baloons, obviously these baloons had to be in their posession. They went home for scissors then came back and started to snip baloons and put them in the car. On the 3rd trip they came back to the car to find Police waiting for them. One of my mates was a bit fidgety and started moving around, he was ineptidtely stopped by one policeman who told him to stand with his mates. When enquiring why they were told that it was to prevent them starbursting.
"Like this?" my fidgity mate asked, jumping up and down and waviing his arms around.
"No." said the officer, "That's star jumps, star burst is where you run away in different directions."

They went to the station and were told not to do it again, then were taken back to the parking lot and were told to put all the baloons back.

and they avoided being searched.
( Crap Little Monkey Deathstar, so good they built it twice, Mon 9 May 2011, 15:47, Reply)