The Police IIEnzyme asks: Have you ever been arrested? Been thrown down the stairs by the West Midlands Serious Crime Squad, with hi-LAR-ious consequences? Or maybe you're a member of the police force with chortlesome anecdotes about particularly stupid people you've encountered.
Do tell.
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 5 May 2011, 18:42)
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This ^Plenty of #1 a bit of #3 and quite a bit of #4 for me.
I'm a fairly average example of the type of bod that joins up. I've just finished 22yrs in the mob including a couple of sandpit tours and have managed to avoid shooting any forrins, despite having mortar rounds dropped around me on a number of occasions by the locals.
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I'll ring the defence secretary and let him know there's no need to issue weapons to the British armyThey're not there to kill people after all, it turns out. They're actually some sort of charity organisation. I would have signed up years ago if I'd have known that was the case.
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emvee cruor deo cruoris, Mon 9 May 2011, 20:25,
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