The Police IIEnzyme asks: Have you ever been arrested? Been thrown down the stairs by the West Midlands Serious Crime Squad, with hi-LAR-ious consequences? Or maybe you're a member of the police force with chortlesome anecdotes about particularly stupid people you've encountered.
Do tell.
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 5 May 2011, 18:42)
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Not long after passing my test......I was merrily blatting through the hole that is Ryton (the proper North East one) in my Fatha's Renault 11 GTX when I got pulled for going too fast in a 30 zone.
Upon bein asked the usual the plod then said 'Do you want to end up in court?' as in 'carry on driving like that and you'll end up in court.'
Not 'If you want to avoid court, slip me £££'s'
oops.
Later on in my driving life I had a charved up Fiesta with a 3-point harness. That got me pulled 3 times in one night with a producer for each one.
Bastards.
p.s. 1st post - WOOO!
(, Mon 9 May 2011, 22:17, Reply)
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