The Police IIEnzyme asks: Have you ever been arrested? Been thrown down the stairs by the West Midlands Serious Crime Squad, with hi-LAR-ious consequences? Or maybe you're a member of the police force with chortlesome anecdotes about particularly stupid people you've encountered.
Do tell.
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 5 May 2011, 18:42)
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Sniffy DogsIn the pub one night.
I'd had a smoke at home but left my herb there before going out.
So while sat in the pub, in walk 1/2 a dozen peelers with an alsation. Two cops block the front and back door to stop anyone leaving while the one with rin-tin-tin walks around sniffing all and sundry.
Obviously being the prolific weed-smoker I am, poochie took a liking to my scent so I got called out for a pat-down.
Told the cops I'd had a smoke but searching me would only turn up 20 fags and a lighter. They seemed amazed that anyone being searched would stand there admitting they'd been smoking pot with the biggest shit-eating grin on there face. I had never been happier that I'd forgotten my herb at home.
Sufficed to say I'm not drinking in there anymore.
(, Tue 10 May 2011, 13:22, 2 replies)
Needless to say that told them, and by amazed you mean that you bored them as some pissed cunt bragging about smoking Massive Drugs and that nothing could be pinned on him(
Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Tue 10 May 2011, 13:54,
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And then I buggered off with my supermodel girlfriend in my honda accord.
(, Wed 11 May 2011, 14:08, closed)
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