The Police IIEnzyme asks: Have you ever been arrested? Been thrown down the stairs by the West Midlands Serious Crime Squad, with hi-LAR-ious consequences? Or maybe you're a member of the police force with chortlesome anecdotes about particularly stupid people you've encountered.
Do tell.
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 5 May 2011, 18:42)
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Scary Big People...all of them. Only the other night I was at the hospital with one of the work kids and they were running around screaming and basically causing a rucus to all the nice hospital users. So, in steps two massive Lithuanians. Kids initial reaction was too look at them and scream "fuck the law!!!!". Two seconds later the kids brain was doing the mental arithmetic of 40 stone of muscle against his paltry 10 stone of fear as the Lithuanian whispered, "you calm down, or we!, help you calm down". Not a peep out of him for the rest of the night.
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dazbrilliantwhites has been meaning to change this..., Tue 10 May 2011, 14:38,
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