The Police IIEnzyme asks: Have you ever been arrested? Been thrown down the stairs by the West Midlands Serious Crime Squad, with hi-LAR-ious consequences? Or maybe you're a member of the police force with chortlesome anecdotes about particularly stupid people you've encountered.
Do tell.
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 5 May 2011, 18:42)
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^^This^^ alsoI'm sorry Mr Drug-addled burgling Chav, but if you come into my house I shall defend myself and my family, and I shall do so 'robustly'.
It's ridiculous that so many rights are afforded to people who shouldn't be on your property in the first place. Embedding broken glass in the top of a yard wall (old terraced house favourite), or running barbed wire around the top of the fence at a storage yard are effectively banned now in case you injure the poor dear climbing over to steal something the scariest deterrent you can resort to is security lighting. Ooh, scary.
Left to me, the security lighting would be accompanied by machine-gun towers and dogs on running leashes, with the odd land mine thrown in to keep it interesting. Hmmm, I might just phone Omnicorp to see if they've got any spare ED209s lying around that I could have.
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Snappyuk gets BIGGER with free sample., Wed 11 May 2011, 10:36,
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