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Enzyme asks: Have you ever been arrested? Been thrown down the stairs by the West Midlands Serious Crime Squad, with hi-LAR-ious consequences? Or maybe you're a member of the police force with chortlesome anecdotes about particularly stupid people you've encountered.
Do tell.

(I helped save b3ta! Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 5 May 2011, 18:42)
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If I paid you in 1ps and 2ps
it'd be coppers for coppers

and that's the best joke I could think of
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Wed 11 May 2011, 12:58, 2 replies)
You could pay with dancers and thus exchange
Boppers for coppers.

Or axes.

Or flacid things.

Or rabbits.

Or people who chop bits off things.

Or clean floors.

Or some amylnitrate.

Or large formal hats.

Or burgers from Burger King.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 11 May 2011, 13:10, closed)
How about
"Put it on my Bill."?
(I helped save b3ta! .Yeti., Wed 11 May 2011, 13:47, closed)
Baaaaaaaahahahaahahahahhahaha!
WIN!
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 11 May 2011, 14:02, closed)

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