The Police IIEnzyme asks: Have you ever been arrested? Been thrown down the stairs by the West Midlands Serious Crime Squad, with hi-LAR-ious consequences? Or maybe you're a member of the police force with chortlesome anecdotes about particularly stupid people you've encountered.
Do tell.
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 5 May 2011, 18:42)
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#2: no second blowMy mate's brother caught a burglar coming up the stairs and hit him once. With a cricket bat. Instant cabbage. Plod tried their hardest to charge him with GBH with intent (life sentence), but the CPS wouldn't go for it as there was no second blow, the bat was in a cupboard with other sports kit next to the bedroom, and the perp had an object in his hand (a switched off torch).
BTW, Tony Martin was a complete loon who boasted repeatedly to his neighbours, one of whom I worked with, that he had set the house up as an ambush zone and that he lived for the day he could kill a gypsy.
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