I really am very sorry.
I keep hoping fate will correct my heinous error, and there'll be some sort of freak budgie-smuggler incident, or he'll attend a mining industry function and accidentally stand between Gina Rinehart and a giant tray of sausage rolls, but sadly it doesn't seem likely.
(Joy Division Oven Gloves Death to false metal, Sat 2 May 2015, 23:22, 1 reply)

I've got wonderful visions of
Julie Bishop smothering him as she sits on his face and Pyney attempting to fellate him to death.
(shitposter from the anals of posteriority on, Sun 3 May 2015, 1:04, closed)

Does 'wonderful' mean something different in your house?

(Joy Division Oven Gloves Death to false metal, Sun 3 May 2015, 8:07, closed)

You're saying you wouldn't have a crack at the gorgon?

(shitposter from the anals of posteriority on, Sun 3 May 2015, 13:19, closed)