Encounters with politiciansHave you ever met your elected representative and had a meaningful and rewarding discussion with them? Nope, me neither. Tell us about your encounters with the vote-hungry election blaggers.
(, Thu 30 Apr 2015, 18:56)
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Met Denis Thatcher once.Got invited to a do in the HoC, he was the guest of honour. So, went along, filled up on vol-au-vents and free fizz courtesy of the Chelsea Young Conservatives, and then got introduced to Denis.
"So, what do you do?"
"IT worker for <redacted>"
"Oh, one of my friends owns them, I think. Got a light?"
… at which point my twat friend who'd insisted on being dragged along, and who was already 3 sheets to the wind, pulls out his *pistol-shaped* lighter, and waves it in Denis' face.
Remarkably, we didn't get arrested or shot, and that was the last time I was invited to the House of Commons.
(, Mon 4 May 2015, 17:13, Reply)
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