Being Welfare Rep for my Student Union
Me and the other welfare rep kept a running tally of the number of condoms, pregnancy tests, etc. we were asked for by individual people (strictly for our own amusement, of course, we NEVER told anyone else as it wouldn't have been nice).

It really is amazing how the pregnancy tests were the same people, every week. You'd think they'd learn.

It also gave you the opportunity to keep track on who was doing the most shagging. That was quite depressing in a different way...
(SnowyTheWereRabbit the Leporid from Hell, Thu 8 Jul 2010, 16:59, 6 replies)

see
that was always my worry........ :)
(jennymnemonic, Thu 8 Jul 2010, 17:25, closed)

I honestly, honestly, honestly
never told anyone.

Honest.
(SnowyTheWereRabbit the Leporid from Hell, Thu 8 Jul 2010, 17:26, closed)

what, you mean other than the whole internet, just now?

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 8 Jul 2010, 18:29, closed)

No, I meant...
...as in I never named names.

And I haven't done that to the whole internet, just now, either.
(SnowyTheWereRabbit the Leporid from Hell, Thu 8 Jul 2010, 18:33, closed)

What?
what sort of a numb cunt thinks you can get pregnant every week?
It's like those lasses at school tried to get out of a shower after games by saying they had the painters in four weeks out of four.
( Sallyrsm, Thu 8 Jul 2010, 18:58, closed)

Some of the individuals concerned
were so dopey that that really wouldn't have occured to them.

Either that, or they were so smart they were hoarding supplies for later life/eBay. That wouldn't surprise me, either.
(SnowyTheWereRabbit the Leporid from Hell, Thu 8 Jul 2010, 19:59, closed)