Haha, I used to do this when I worked with kids.
The forest was full of men who wanted to kidnap you, so always stay with the group
The pond contained a monster who would only appear when you dipped more than a finger in it, so stay with the group as they were the only ones who could save you
The archery instructor (actually me) would fling arrows at you if you strayed from the group
The earthball was made from the bodies of children who wandered off to the nature trail without permission
The tuckshop and all the chocolate inside was haunted, so best to stay away really.
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Thu 8 Jul 2010, 23:33, 1 reply)

i do like the tuckshop one
i was briefly in charge of the school tuckshop with my best mate. they soon stopped us when they realised there was no money and very few sweets left!
( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 8 Jul 2010, 23:34, closed)

Same thing happened when I was put in charge of it at daycamps. I made a lot of friends and tamed some kids with Cadburys though, so not all bad

( fuck shit up the best you never had, Thu 8 Jul 2010, 23:37, closed)

we just ate the sweets and nicked the money!

( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 8 Jul 2010, 23:51, closed)