Absolute PowerHave you ever been put in a position of power? Did you become a rabid dictator, or did you completely arse it up and end up publicly humiliated? We demand you tell us your stories.
Thanks to The Supreme Crow for the suggestion
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 8 Jul 2010, 14:09)
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I weep with laughter, then I share...Dear Smashmonkey,
I was an primary Education Officer on a nature reserve. 3 year olds to 11 year olds.
Favourite exchange:
Primary 1 kid: Miss?
Me: Yes?
P1K: You know clouds, Miss?
Me: Yes.
P1K: Are they made of loose water?
Me: Sort of. Good thinking. They are made of tiny little bits of water, very tiny, that float in the air for a while until they join together and fall down.
P1K: Sick (the new cool). Thought so. Could you walk on them?
Me: No.
P1K: Miss?
Me: Yes?
P1K: You know God Miss?
Me: ( fucksocksmagotybolloxburgers ) Yes?
P1K: Does He have feet.....?
(, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 1:59, 1 reply)
pfffof course he doesn't have feet.
he's got flippers.
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 10 Jul 2010, 14:01,
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